All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Holo-Troi: I am the Goddess of Empathy. Cast off your inhibitions and embrace love, truth, joy...
Star Trek: TNG
ppfftt....and how are you gonna save me now? you're acrophobic and more importantly, arbophobic....
Zack Martin: Is that a threat or a promise?
The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
not really arbophobic, I like trees..and for you I send the apes to pick you...you remember the mean looking one? 
Sookie Stackhouse: How ironic. We promised each other we weren't gonna fight anymore, yet here we are.
True Blood
hmm...I don't think so unless he's a flying ninja monkey bec I'd be caught at the tops of the bamboo trees....
Bruce: Hmm. I guess that's how life is, isn't it? Some people are drenched, freezing to death, on a stupid boat, with a stupid hat, while others are in a comfy news studio, suckin' up all the glory. Oh, well. No big deal.
Bruce Almighty
well then the were-pandas will feed the bamboo and get you down
and what are bamboo-trees?
Mike Nelson: You know, with this digital technology the suckiness comes through with great clarity.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
but then these were-pandas are no match to my ninja bamboo trees with kusari-gama as branches and shuriken as leaves..and the occasional shoge sprouts....and FYI, if they're not in the ninja mode, they're perfect for hanging a hammock as any good tree would be....
Anya: No, we can't find that? But that's easy. That computer's a moron.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
whatever this is...anyway you'll oversleep the were-panda attack in your hammock...you sleepyhead
NCIS Special Agent Timothy McGee: Blah, blah, blah. Computer stuff. Blah.
NCIS
well, what dya expect..it's quite tiring to train the ninja bamboo trees so I needed my beauty rest...
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Angel: Where'd you pick up computer skills?
Angel
hmm...this excuse comes more and more often... really a cryptic sleepyhead you're
Chris Pirillo: I mean, it's on Microsoft's page. How evil can it be?
Call for Help 2.0
any excuse to sleep in a hammock is a good one.... and you're just envious as ever...
Buffy: That's gotta be like being showered with evil.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
now you sound like me but you even seem worse sleep tight darling