All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Keva Rosenberg Unemployed Person: It's a free society. Except there ain't nothing free, because there's no guarantees. You know? You're on your own. That's the law of the jungle.
RoboCop
Sky King: Out of a desperate fear to survive, Penny, by what he called the law of the jungle - but he was wrong. The law of the survival of the fittest has been proven scientifically false. Today, the law men like Raetze must learn to live by is the law of survival of the most cooperative.
Sky King
Interrogator: We don't want cooperation. We want conversion. We want repentance.
Babylon 5
Lois: The doctors call it Hysterical Conversion Disorder. It's like a sematic, apparently he's paralyzed from the waist up.
Malcolm in the Middle
Eleanor Duvall: I mean... every few years another German comes along and they name a new disorder for him.
Law & Order: Trial by Jury
Colonel Stok: And for you it is a propaganda victory - my name is worth a headline.
Funeral in Berlin
President Jordan Lyman: And that would be General James Mattoon Scott, would it? I don't know whether to laugh at that kind of megalomania, or simply cry.
Seven Days in May
Roger the Alien: I'm going to make you cry and dip my cookie in your tears.
American Dad!
Kim Day Craig: Oh, you're so mean. I'm starving. Please!
Da Kath & Kim Code
Lionel: Are you? I assume between lunch and dinner you serve linner.
As Time Goes By