All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Kate Austen: Kind of stinks, huh?
Lost
sweetie...you're the worst sleepyhead in this forum...even if a tsunami sweeps you off in your hammock...you'd still keep on snoring...
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Mr. Krabs:
SpongeBob SquarePants
and you do your utmost to catch up with me 
you'd even sleep if a seal gives you a smelly kiss
Chris Turk: Ya know Elliot, eventually you're gonna have to take off your socks.
Scrubs
well, I've to admit that that's one rare good thing that I copied from you.....and a seal's smelly kiss is much better than a St. Bernard's (though it's got the bottle of revitalising alcohol)...
B.J.: Whenever I smell month-old socks, I'll think of YOU.
M*A*S*H
it's better for disinfecting after the "event"...anyway smelly fish or smelly flesh...your decision
Cassandra: Wake up and smell the perfume!
Doctor Who
...of course, the slobbering dog needs to disinfect its muzzle...and why don't you try it first and tell me which one is better...but the seal has pointy whiskers ...
Dr. Gregory House: That little minty scent hiding beneath the rose petal perfume and the cherry blossum moisturizer, and the morning dew hairspray. You sneak into mommy's bathroom, gulp some of her mouthwash?
House MD
but they are for you, you are the lazy sleepyhead in the hammock... and with dog muzzles I've enough experience, enough for the rest of my life 
Kate: You stalking me now?
Lost
yeah sure....so where did the seal who'd disturb my hammock sleep come from? it travelled atop a drifting ice berg? and dog muzzles to last your whole life? no wonder you were traumatised...
Angel: Depends on what's going to bother her more: being stalked or not being stalked.
Angel
well were Canadians are are seals not far away... just like bears, maple and tuques
Dr. Spencer Reid: I never have any normal fans.
Criminal Minds
...but the seals are usually playing hide and seek with the hunters so the nearest seal I know is in the eco zoo- tough luck one can get really close to it...same as with our grizzlies...
Kim Fowley: Okay, filthy pussies, today is heckler's drill. These degenerates here are not your fans. They're not here to tell you how pretty you look, they don't want your fucking autographs. They want to hurt you. They want you to retreat. Do NOT.
The Runaways
the rest of the seals is now fur on rich ladies shoulders? 
anyway I guess this type of animals appears always when you expect them least...especially the grizzlies