All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
FBI Agent Antonio Cortez: No, well, you know, I just wanted to give you a full description... of what she looked like. Do I personally think she's hot...
1-800-Missing
but we had the endless thread with lots of topics...you are distracted or your memory fails again 
Larry: Yeah, oh, of course you do.
Curb Your Enthusiasm
did you mean the Wait thread...the one with lots of gossip and puzzles...of course, I remember it quite well cos I started it...good times, those times....
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: IF, I'm in a good mood.
The Fugitive
yes i guess that was the title...and you started it...
Alfred Pennyworth: Yes. Intense, driven, moody... she'd never recognize you now.
Batman
huh, now I'm the one surprised that you remember it at all....
Bernard: Urk. That's going to be intense, a lot of blood, a lot of shouting, and urm...
Black Books
get a little older and you'll not only admire my memory, but envious of it 
Gorgonzola: Chowder's intense body heat helps keep me warm.
Chowder
really? me, envious? and you couldn't even remember how to correctly spell my name- some memory, eh?
Han Solo:
Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back
well if you want to be called YRH all the time (vain as you are ) the memory for the real name or better nickname fades, isn't it cashandra?
Martha Jones: I don't know how to tell you this, oh great genius, but... your breath doesn't half stink.
Doctor Who
....cashandra.....that has got to be the best name ever and FYI I am not vain and I deserve that YRH title...right, dr hobo-bin...
Dick Solomon: Oh, nice breath. What did you have for lunch, garlic?
3rd Rock from the Sun
what only underlines the vain....you were the mom here in the early days, remember? Queen Mom would be the choice then
Martin Tupper: Ah... Kung Pao Chicken. Ah... Garlic Shrimp...
Dream On
...but there's only one Queen Mum and I don't want to usurp this position...I'll just be humble and demure (as always) and allow you to call me Lady Casandra...and you're Sir Hobo-jester...