All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
"B.A." Baracus: Good to see you, man, you're looking great!
Hulk Hogan: Mean, clean, human destruction machine!
"B.A." Baracus: Yeah!
Face: <to Hannibal> Regular mutual appreciation society.
The F Team
...greed will actually give me a 20/20 vision....and your check is ppfftt......
Donnie: They say right when they flood the house and they tear it to shreds that..."destruction is a form of creation," so the fact that they burn the money is ironic. They just want to see what happens when they tear
the world apart. They want to change things.
Donnie Darko
only 20% vision? You're blind as a bat 
The Joker: Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!
The Dark Knight
even if that were true...I'd still have better vision than you.......
Convenience Store V: Anarchy in the UK!
V for Vendetta
at least you think so, as you'll imagine and hallucinate all the things you cannot see
The Doctor: Men in black? Vanishing police cars? This is Churchill's England, not Stalin's Russia!
Doctor Who
but didn't I already tell you to stop eating your cheap chocolates.....give your hallucinations a rest...
Larry Haines: You sure you don't mean two men in white?
My favourite Blonde
it's not cheap and anyway not all can only live on rabbit food like you
Abby Sciuto: This guy is cleaner than clean, whiter than white. If you put him in a line up with snow, snow is going to jail.
Navy: NCIS
that's why I hallucinate less.......
Chuck Bass: Well what's anyone doing there. It's a facility for the disturbed or addicted.
Gossip Girl
well I'm sure you can do it better than me with or without chocolate or whatever
Manager: I'm terribly sorry, sir, but I'm afraid our facilities are not equipped to meet your needs.
The Simpsons
perhaps but I don't suffer suddenly from amnesia later on....
Mac:Well Paddy's Irish Pub will plug that hole.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
as long as it's selective it can be even helpful