All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Rimmer: Everything you ever did, you did to pull me back and annoy me.
Red Dwarf
and you...you seem to be the cause of all this...
Dr. Spencer Reid: Yes. Definitely. I'm definitely having fun.
Criminal Minds
oh sure, sure....blame it all on innocent moi.......
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Topanga: You little pervert.
Boy Meets World
sure, you have to learn to take responsibility for this
The Radio: A little better than you, actually.
The Brave Little Toaster
never...I'm always innocent of whatever.......
Old Lady: Shove off, pickle! I don't like talking to machines.
Hamburger: The Motion Picture
or your over-paid lawyer is claiming that
Juliana Kossel: Be careful, Doctor. You'll hurt my feelings.
Twilight of the Ice Nymphs
yup, that's why I pay my law-abiding lawyer the big bucks.......
Lily: Jesus, relax! I got it from Susie in the office. Look, I just feel really shitty about what I did and I just really want to make it up to you, so how about I take you out to dinner?
Black Swan
pettifogger would be the better description for these dudes...
Linda: And you're always doing my laundry.
Becker
yup, bigtime ticks...that's what they are....but not my lawyer......
Dean Winchester: It's a pipe dream, Cas.
Supernatural
I think you just disavow it
Rose: As a paying customer, I expect to get what I want.
Titanic
nope, I just made an exception....