All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Gregory House: Takes one to know one, loser... wait, that means, I'm a loser, scratch that.
House M.D.
Johnny: She's crazy about the wrong guy. Me. I am a loser. But if I had 20 bucks, I could be a winner.
Frankie and Johnny
Hank Lynch: Money, the root of all craziness.
The Incredible Hulk
Bruce Wayne: No matter, Robin - this money goes to our building better roads. We all must do our part. Good citizenship, you know.
Batman
(is this a parody or a educational SciFi? )
Earl Sinclair: As patriotic citizens, it is our duty! According to the Chief Elder, times are only bad if we think they're bad. So we should fill our heads with happy thoughts, and our nation will prosper!
Dinosaurs
Dr. Zoidberg: I'm swelling with patriotic mucus.
Futurama
Marge: I'm glad you're all right, honey, but I wish you'd chosen a more tasteful way to be patriotic.
The Simpsons
Announcer: Rated RP for "Really Patriotic."
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories
Pox: Oh, just a limited functional machine. It smiles, waves, occasionally spouts inspiring patriotic speeches about world peace and other such nonsense.
Destroy All Humans!
Alice: If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is because everything would be what it isn't. And contrary-wise; what it is it wouldn't be, and what it wouldn't be, it would. You see?
Alice in Wonderland