All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Parnell Emmett McCarthy: Gin!... I knew there was something wrong with that guy. I never met a gin drinker yet that you could trust
Anatomy of a Murder
avenge you after they killed you? I guess they'll squander your money not more... 
Carnell: Don't worry you can trust me with anything - including your food.
House
like I said, my servants are loyal to me....so they would never harm a single blonde hair on my head....you are giving them very strange ideas...
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Richelieu: Can there be anybody more trustworthy, Milady, than an ambitious woman of fashion... with a history?
The Three Musketeers
well I just mentioned the possibility if you don't care for them better... 
Capt. Kirk: He was the best of the tyrants and the most dangerous. They were supermen in a sense. Stronger, braver, certainly more ambitious, more daring.
Star Trek
well, I treat them a bit better than my fish....
Kyle Broflovski: And the same can be said for Bugs Bunny and--and Superman and Harry Potter.
South Park
sounds like a butler's sweat shop with fish food or more exactly fish as food...
Angela Martin: It's not my fault. I was exposed to Harry Potter.
The Office
ppfftt...more like champagne and caviar (still fishy)...so only the best for them...
Dr. Meredith Grey: What do you do when the infection hits you... When it's takes over? Do you do what you're supposed to and take your medicine? Or do you learn to live with the thing and hope someday it goes away? Or do you just give up entirely and let it kill you?
Grey's Anatomy
now you want to bribe them...but your fish feed with caviar? How nasty is that?
Niles: Well, we all have to die of something.
Frasier
I'm not breeding fish cannibals...I meant my loyal servants...
Sam Merlotte: She don't die. Remember?
True Blood
I guess it's okay as long as you won't feed the fish with butlers..
Bender: My backup unit makes a backup copy of me every day, so if something happens to my body, I just download that copy into another body. I'm immortal, baby!
Futurama
I think my buttler's too tough for them to chew on......