All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Marcus Cole: Not until I get what I want. Why? Do you think silent meditation would work better?

Babylon 5
at least some excitement in there...

Ghost Dog: Meditation on inevitable death should be performed daily. Every day, when one's body and mind are at peace, one should meditate upon being ripped apart by arrows, rifles, spears, and swords, being carried away by surging waves, being thrown into the midst of a great fire, being struck by lightning, being shaken to death by a great earthquake, falling from thousand-foot cliffs, dying of disease or committing seppuku at the death of one's master. And every day, without fail, one should consider himself as dead.

Ghost Dog
you meant silliness...

Palmer Cortlandt: Well, that's a cheery thought.

All My Children
it's not the sole property of youth....just look at your curly toupee...

Stewie Griffin as Darth Vader: Come on Luke, join the Dark Side - it's really cool!

Family Guy
better than curly eyelashes....

Helmut Spargle: Elzar had been seduced by the dark side of cooking. Cilantro. Mango salsa. Raspberry vinaigrette.

Futurama
at least I don't use the curling iron....mine are natural.......

Maya: And it tastes so f***ing good.

Sideways
a gene mutation ? The Cy-drosophila have it (curly-wing-drosophila - curly-eyelash casandra)...

Mike Delfino: Nah. After three months of prison food, everything tastes good to me.

Desperate Housewives
ppfftt...you're just as an envious as ever being eyelash-challenged from birth...fortunately, I inherited that curly eyelash gene...

Paul Cicero: Just stay away from the garbage, you know what I mean.

Good Fellas
well women need them for the bedroom eyes

Bender: Hey, what's this? Hermes' dreadlocks, and his arm? Leela, I'm shocked! Food goes in the disposal, hair and flesh go in the trash.

Futurama
ppfftt...you're misinformed as always...for bedroom eyes, two slices of cucumbers or two tea bags would do the trick...

Sir John Cunningham: May I take this opportunity of emphasizing that there is no cannibalism in the British Navy, absolutely none. And when I say none, I mean there is a certain amount, more than I personally admit. But, all new Ratings are warned that if they wake up in the morning and find any toothmarks at all anywhere on their bodies, they are to tell me immediately so that I can immediately take every measure to hush the whole thing up. And finally, necrophilia is right out.

Monty Python's Flying Circus
interesting, the secret dirty tricks of girls with dark circles around the eyes