All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
John Crichton: Alright, we don't understand the R2D2 crap. We're going to use the Star Trek system. One blink for yes, two blinks for no.
Farscape
Adam Quark: What does that mean? Can't you just say yes or no?
Quark
Willie: No.
ALF
Claire Bennet: Why are you such a smartass?
Heroes
Q: Sorry! That's not a 'yes or no' question. You forfeit the rest of your questions.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Owen Harper: I'm sorry, but who exactly put you in charge?
Torchwood
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Dale Massie: Quick question. Do you think I'm crazy? Yes or no?
Cold Creek Manor
Jack Bristow: Perhaps.
Alias
Daphne Moon: Thank you, Dr. Crane, that makes me feel better.
Frasier
Data: You are welcome, sir. If I can be of further assistance...
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Dr. Addison Shepherd: No, no thanks. I'm good. Thanks, I'm great.
Grey's Anatomy