All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Commander Adama: It feels like a trap. I believe it is a trap.
Battlestar Galactica
Male Wraith: There is no escape.
Stargate: Atlantis
Capt. John Sheridan: First obligation of a prisoner is to escape.
Babylon 5
Lorien: Ah - - so if one is a prisoner of love, one must escape to solitude? If one is a prisoner to joy, must one escape to sadness?
Babylon 5
(try to escape that.......)
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Thank God there're plenty of escape pods. We won't have to dress up like women and children.
Futurama
(also a classic quote)
Sydney: Well, go ahead and raid my closet.
Alias
Beka Valentine: Don't even start with me, I've seen what's in YOUR closet.
Andromeda
Slartibartfast: Excuse the mess. Most unfortunate. A diode blew in one of the life support computers. When we came to revive our cleaning staff, we discovered they'd been dead for thirty thousand years. Who's going to clear away the bodies? That's what no-one seems to have an answer for.
The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
Maggie: Well, that's not the point! I like you. I don't want you caught up in the same mess that I'm in. Mendes and Keller would eat you alive.
Android
Sandy Cheeks: SpongeBob, don't you worry about me. I can take care of myself. After all, who's the toughest critter in Bikini Bottom?
SpongeBob SquarePants