All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Michael Moore: My favorite was the exhibit sponsored by General Motors: a puppet auto worker singing a love song to the robot replacing him on the assembly line. The song was called "Me and My Buddy".
Roger & Me
(now you can repeat your quote 
)
...how about this...
HAL: I'm afraid. I'm afraid, Dave. Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am a HAL 9000 computer. I became operational at the H.A.L. plant in Urbana, Illinois on the 12th of January 1992. My instructor was Mr. Langley, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you.
2001: A Space Odyssey
Seth: Oh my God! That's the coolest fucking story I've ever heard in my life! Can you tell it again, do you have time?
Superbad
Charles Dickens: On, on I go. Same old show. I'm like a ghost, condemned to repeat myself for all eternity.
Doctor Who
Mike Hammer: They say the show must go on. No one ever gave me a good reason why it should, but it does.
Mike Hammer
Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the show that takes science by the ankles and dangles it over a crocodile swamp.
Brainiac: Science Abuse
...now, that's a show....
Jeff Corwin:
CSI: Miami
and now, a classic:
Dish of the Day: Good evening, madame and gentlemen. I am the main dish of the day. May I interest you in parts of my body?
The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy
Willie Scott: I had bugs for lunch.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom
Richard Hatch: No, I was on this island. My diet was very exotic. I pretty much existed on stingray, dog food, beetle larvae...
Becker