All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Eric Keating: You know, things are going to happen in this country. Guns and shooting are going out. Law and order is on the march. You better look out or they'll run you over. The good people want to live together as good, peaceful citizens. And when they get together, there isn't a man fast enough on the draw or tough enough to stand against them. Not even Hannibal, Napoleon or Billy the Kid.
 
Billy the Kid
that was just a tiny lab accident

Rimmer: Remember, only the good die young.

 

Red Dwarf

and now even your sweat is green? yup, only a tiny accident...:D

Lenore: Notice you're still alive.

 

Supernatural

not only the sweat...to pee in the dark (with a hidden uv light source) is an event

The Morrigan: If I hadn't just had my nails done, I'd rip your beating heart out myself.

 

Lost Girl

and you have millions of inserted copies of the Gross gene....:lol:

Jeff Blue: Are we bloodthirsty today? I told you not to drink all that coffee.
 
Undercover Blues

but luckily the expression is negligible

Madge Hardcastle: That was a gin and tonic!

 

The best Exotic marigold Hotel

Says who? Cos you're not a reliable geneticist and statistician...:D

Ned Flanders: Ouch, that smarts. Boys, get the alcohol-free alcohol.

 

The Simpsons

I trust my sense and sensibility

Leonard: It's gonna get crazy in here!

 

TBBT

which are non-existent....:D

Counselor Deanna Troi: It's not crazy at all. You *are* being taken apart molecule by molecule.
 
Star Trek: The Next Generation

oh then I can do and post what I want without any respect

Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: EDI. So... a body? 
EDI: It has proven useful. I hope it doesn't cause you concern. 
Tali'Zorah vas Normandy: Not unless you go crazy and try to overthrow the humans. 
<Shepard and EDI stare at each other> 
EDI: <to Tali> If I decide to overthrow the humans, you will be the first to know. 

 

"Mass Effect 3"