All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
The Penguin: Tragic irony or poetic justice, you tell me.
Batman Returns
...yup, really not bad...hope he comes back and post more....but only here....
Detective Mac Taylor: Vigilante justice.
CSINY
yes, not bad, but the moderators should remove the spam links...would be nice 
Kent Brockman: What started out as a traditional soccer riot has quickly escalated into a city-wide orgy of destruction. Reacting swiftly, Mayor Quimby declared "mob rule", meaning for the next several years, it's every family for themselves...
The Simpsons
well, maybe if someone tells them, it would really be better... but I doubt if they come down here at all...
King Leonidas: Let each among them search his own soul. And while you're at it, search your own.
300
you mean this is a small area of anarchy here?
Jason Stackhouse:
True Blood
oh yeah....and you're the instigator........
Mrs. Murphy: Don't you blaspheme in here! Don't you blaspheme in here!
The Blues Brothers
and you the follower or what?
Eddie Valiant: You keep talkin' like that, and I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out!
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
nope, I'm the instigator's instigatress...but if we get caught, you'd take all the fall....ouch.......
Kyon: It's flaxseed muffin month. Flaxseed muffin in the morning, flaxseed muffin at night - I have trouble lifting my toothbrush.
Gilmore Girls
You want to duck out of it? Pffft...anyway you can pay the bill
Kurt: I haven't had so much fun since the day we put glue on Fräulein Josephine's toothbrush.
Sound of Music
huh, a gentleman shld 
unless he's cheap....
Professor Roy Hinkley: Well, that glue is permanent! There's nothing on the island to dissolve it. Why do you know what it would take? It would take a polyester derivative of an organic hydroxide molecule.
Gilligan's Island
or unless the woman is emancipated...