All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Michael Westen: A basic rule of covert ops, is let someone else do your dirty work. Let someone else find the guy you want to kill. It's a great technique, as long as you're not - the someone else.
Burn Notice
and then I could invite you to take a seat or better couch 
according to Freud there are almost never pure thoughts and intentions... 
Veronica: How covert ops of you!
Veronica Mars
nope, I better invite you to mine 
...no pure intentions and thoughts..ppfftt..no wonder he's a kook....
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Elim Garak: She's chosen to associate herself with some rather flamboyant companions. It would be a tragedy if she got in the way, when her friends go out of fashion.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
I wonder if this invitation has some impure intentions ...and Freud, isn't the mental balance of the North American societies build on his sessions?
Lars Frederickson: We have to find Alex and eliminate her, once she's gone her family won't be able to prove a thing.
The Secret World of Alex Mack
oh, very pure.....but don't you trust me? ...isn't honesty one of the cornerstones of western societies too (which we can still link to Freudian theories)? 
Jimmy: Impure! Impure!
Blades of Glory
sure I just wait for your next slip and honesty was perhaps an idea of several civilisations, but the reality is different...
Pete Bell: You took the purest thing in your life and corrupted it, for what? For what?
Blue Chips
oh, Dr Cynic strikes again.......and I've got a Freudian slip-o-meter now so tough luck with your waiting......
Dogbert: Oh, it's nothing you wouldn't've done for me if you weren't you and I wasn't me and everything was completely different.
Dilbert
it seems a Canadian invention On sale presumably....
Dr. Dick Solomon: That must be very confusing for you.
3rd Rock from the Sun
...cost me an arm and a leg and a tongue- so definitely no more slips....
Moue: Ah! Non, monsieur, you are confusing the science of parapsychology with witchcraft.
Broken Sword: The Shadow of the Templars
tough Canada I guess you spent it for the poor...
Darrin Stephens: <argues> What I did was not only extremely clever and humorous, it was aerodynamically sound. What you did, was witchcraft.
Bewitched
but it was worth it....Freud would've been very proud...