All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
hobglobin on Feb 26 2009, 05:22 PM said:
Doctor Who
Buffy Summers: Whiner.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer


Fry: I feel like a rat. Here I am whining like a pig while all along Leela is as lonely as a frog.
Futurama
Xander: Rough day? Come on, Buff. Be a lonely drunk.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
(nunc est bibendum.... )
Willow: What's the matter, Amy? You lonely? We need to get you a nice companion rat that you can love, play with and grow attached to, until one day they leave you for no good reason. Won't that be fun?
Fluffy the Vampire Slayer
Harley Quinn: Gee, boss, you really know how to put the fun in funeral.
Batman
Prince Philip: Elton John wishes to sing at the funeral.
The Queen
(making it a farce...)
Reporter: Is it because you can't sing?
The Beatles: The First U.S. Visit
Bender: I'm not allowed to sing - court order.
Futurama
ALF: Oh, yeah? Ever had a talking doll rip out your voice box?
ALF
Max: Oh great! A talking chicken doll telling me what to do!
Mighty Max