All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
François Vasseur: Let's be philosophical. People have lived like hypocrites since the dawn of time. That's what you call "civilisation."
La fleur du mal
as as many as geese you have force-fed for your "Foie Gras"
Marie Barone: This is the end of civilization! People like you don't wanna learn or do anything, because they're too busy with their remote control televisions, or playing with their hula hoops, and before you know it, <shouts> that's where we're at!
Everybody Loves Raymond
my gosh...I've never touched a goose all my life...I swear....
...and foie gras is rich in iron.....
Dr. Rodney McKay: Any significant energy emission generally indicates technological civilisation.
Stargate: Atlantis
OMG foie gras is barbaric and evil cruelty to animals....I'd never eat such stuff....better be a vegan then...
Macy: If only we could harness that hot energy.
Crossing Jordan
one of the rare times we agree....and I'm almost a vegan while you like your iron not coming from a bottle....
Pat Gallagher: You know, Stoney, you shouldn't have any trouble with all the hot air you throw around.
Cowboy G-Men
bull's eye 
Amanda Woodward: Look who's talking about being human, the most in-human person on Earth.
Melrose Place
.....it's a gooooaaaaaalllllll...........
Roger the Alien: Oh, my species is immune to all human ailments.
American Dad!
me inhuman? pffft...
Lethbridge-Stewart: You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets.
Doctor Who
not inhuman but nonhuman....did it hurt when you fell from the sky? (and I meant -- angel, not alien )
Lenny Barnes: Yeah, I'll be the only kid in school with a bullet-proof head.
The Heavenly Kid
we've airbags too
Dwight Schrute: Then I would bring an ax, no books.
The Office
..you meant wings that inflate upon impact? Couldn't you even fall with style? 