All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Caroline: You know, life's a lot like a river: fast, furious, unpredictable. You just have to take it as it comes. Every now and then though, I wish I was one of those people who had a boat . . .
Caroline In the City
nope but you are.....so you give me the sports car instead....
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Lt. Nicholas Holden: Don't let the manicure fool you, sir. I grew up in a neighborhood called 'Noah's Ark'; If you didn't travel in pairs, you just didn't travel.
Operation Petticoat
pffft...female logic...I'll sell it at ebay 
Brian Griffin: We're a perfect pair of partners/Just like Thelma and Louise/Except your not six feet tall
Family Guy
noone's gonna buy a matchbox......
Tanya Danville: Not every fairy tale has a happy ending.
CSI:NY
you can also sell real cars there, but I'll buy you a microcar 
Dr. Ira Graves: Stories often have happy endings. It's life that throws you for a loop.
StarTrek: TNG
microcar? you're really cheap even for a mid-lifer...I want a real one........
Dulmur: A time loop? That you were meant to go back into the past?
Star Trek DSN
that's your motor-driven shopping bag, should be enough
Eloise Hawking: Oh, stop thinking how ridiculous it is, and start asking yourself, whether or not, you believe it's going to work. That's why it is called "leap of faith", Jack.
Lost
I'd rather have my shopping delivered....or done by a butler.......
Old Man #2: Even when her science fails right before her eyes, she still has full confidence in it. Now, there's a leap of faith.
Star Trek Voyager
who this microcar drives for shopping, I don't care, anyway you should bicycle...better for your health
Tony Stark: Contrary to popular belief, I know exactly what I'm doing...
Iron Man 2
ppfftt...so how am I gonna bring home 10 giant packs of potato chips and 6 liters of coke?
Narrator: The experiment failed to produce anything more than a walking, breathing zombie-like creature. But the doctor permitted her to wander about the laboratory - she was harmless and
Narrator: at times even amusing.
Monstrosity
okay you convinced me, it will be a delivery truck...you can use it still even after eating and drinking all that stuff...(a microvan won't fit anymore)