All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Pacey Witter: Just what would we be missing from the land of poorly scripted melodramas? Recycled plot lines, tiresome self-realizations. You throw in the occasional downward spiral of a dear friend, and maybe baby here and a death there and all you really got is a recipe for some soul-sucking, mind-numbing, ennui on wheel.
Dawsons Creek
the usual stop mechanism for bikers is a stick in the spokes of the wheels while driving...very effective.... 
Peggy: Welcome to your little slice of the American dream.
Glee
or then he would unstick it and stick it into your eye....or mine...<shivers> 
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Darwin: The American dream became the American nightmare.
Tooth & Nail
after this heavy fall I wonder if he has sufficient unbroken bones to do that...
Morpheus: Welcome to the real world.
The Matrix
but that won't stop lance the superman himself....
Ted: It feels completely unreal.
eXistenZ
I guess you might confuse him with a terminator...anyway then you need more than a stick and an off-the-wall snowmobile..
Tom Paris: Just sit back, relax and enjoy the ride.
Star Trek: Voyager
then we need to blow up first a tanker with liquid nitrogen.....then the spilled LN2 shld take care of him while he lays on the ground...
Ross: I guess... It still seems a little... *moonlight boat ride*?
Fiends
violent as usual, but the nitrogen did only work temporarily...
Marty: Will you go find yourself a gondola?
Return To Me
but Lance is not a product of Skynet....I bet if you sing your high notes, he'd splinter into smithereens...
Katherine Harvey: Your boat sank?
Captain Ron
just as your glass eye... better wipe up the dude and put him in your -80 freezer...
Charlie Pace: I came down in my invisible submarine. Don't you see it?
Lost
well, my glass eye has better quality...can put Skynet to shame ...and good idea, he can then be preserved in glycerol...