All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Piper Halliwell: Hmm. Little history lesson: I'm not a big fan of your rules. In fact, I take pride in breaking them.
Charmed
and with you driving it...it will get stoned for sure...
Pam: Well, maybe one day you'll be sheriff and you can make the rules.
Chow: I doubt that.
True Blood
it serves it
Crowd: Down with military Dictatorship!
The Clay Bird
and you too....
...you and that car would be breaking a very important law: no driving while ugly....so you'd be safer in your bike...
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Jan: We live in a capitalist dictatorship.
The Edukators
but that holds true only for women who need a 2 hrs make-up time before they dare to leave their home
Conan O'Brien: This year there will be more cutting edge political wit and satire, and less random arbitrary humour that doesn't make sense. Isn't that right, Fidel Castro Rabbit DJ?
Late Night With Conan O'Brien
well, we take good care of our appearance so we would not be chased by the ugly police...and forget about applying mousse and gel...you shld comb your hair at least...
Daphne: Please understand the horny Bard does not represent us.
The Gamers: Dorkness Rising
pffft, with a bald head I forgot what combs are...or did you mean agarose gels? anyway the ugly police only exists in Canada, or in women's heads? Not sure about this.
Narrator: Where were we... The Bard was making an ass of himself... And then... ah yes here it is.
The Bard's Tale
...ok, you can always use your fingers..even with the agarose gels...make sure it's still boiling when you pour it out and preferably with EtBr....you're really crazy......
Sally Boulter: You know, the first one was electrocuted!
Midsomer Murders
not more than you 
and i always wear nitrile gloves
The Doctor: Human flesh plus heat. Barbecue.
Doctor Who
oh yeah, and they're fashionably rhinestone-studded......
Robin Scherbatsky, Sr.: You said the same thing about your rabbits, and don't you remember how delicious they were?
How I Met Your Mother
yup, I borrowed them from our model-like technician