All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Crewman Specialist Socinus: Hey, Cally, is it true? Did you really bite that guy's ear off?
Battlestar Galactica
Chirpy: Tastes like chicken!
Chirpy
Mouse: You take chicken, for example: maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything.
The Matrix
Ophelia: When you rich, food ain't supposed to taste like what it really is.
The Legend of Billie Jean
Elzar: Hey, that's what rich people eat, the garbage parts of the food.
Futurama
Horace Rumpole: Because he is rich enough to be able to afford very small portions of food.
Rumpole of the Bailey
Rolly: I'm so hungry I could eat a... a whole elephant.
One Hundred and One Dalmatians
Mrs. Beakley: It was here! Honest! An elephant, wearing a big pink bow!... You think I'm crazy, don't you?
DuckTales: The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp
Hermes Conrad: Bender, mon, no one's trying to run you over. Stop being a big, hallucinating baby.
Futurama
B'Elanna Torres: I know that it's easier for you to believe that I'm crazy, or hallucinating.
Star Trek: Voyager