All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
The Doctor: Oh, just jump. High as you can. Come on! Leap of faith, Bishop. On my signal!
Doctor Who
..I am not a wimp...I just have better taste than you...
Mrs. Koothrappali: If your friends all jumped into the Bay of Bengal and tried to swim to Sri Lanka, would you do it?
The Big Bang Theory
I guess we never agree on that and my taste is almost perfect, therfore yours can't be better
Carol: Yeah, I'm drunk all the time and can't swim - probably not a good combination.
My Name Is Earl
ppffttt...perfect taste? delusional, as usual....
Al: Well that'll explain the life preserver under your dress.
Married with Children
I just adapt to you
Young Spock: I presume you've prepared new insults for me today.
Star Trek
but my delusions are usually more fun than yours...
Flask: Well, you know how that old saying goes, 'What goes around, comes around'!
Idlewild
and your last comment was one of them?
Tommy Gavin: And the thing about karma is, it just keeps going around and around and around.
Rescue Me
which one? I have so many of them....
Ron Witwicky: No, but I'm gonna call the cops because there's something fishy going on around here.
Transformers
OMG, you cannot even remember your penultimate comment here?
Tantor: Whoa! Okay. It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye.
Tarzan
of course I do...I've better delusions plus I'm trickier too...
Prison guard: You know what the Bible say, 'An eye for an eye'.
Dead Man Walking
is this a delusional contest or what? I guess I leave the victory for you, no problem