All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
In honour (or should that be in anticipation) of the recovery of all the 'old' Bioforum meant to us:
"Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
Oscar Goldman ^ Million Dollar Man
To which I now say, with great admiration and sincere apologies to the original scriptwriters:
Protocol-Online, online forum. A database barely alive. Ladies and gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's finest bio-protocol / chat room / philosophy discussion / time-waster discussion site. Spawn of Bioforum will be that database. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster.
swanny on Jan 26 2009, 06:12 PM said:
"Steve Austin, astronaut. A man barely alive. Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's first bionic man. Steve Austin will be that man. Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
Oscar Goldman ^ Million Dollar Man
To which I now say, with great admiration and sincere apologies to the original scriptwriters:
Protocol-Online, online forum. A database barely alive. Ladies and gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to build the world's finest bio-protocol / chat room / philosophy discussion / time-waster discussion site. Spawn of Bioforum will be that database. Better than it was before. Better, stronger, faster.
Willy Wonka: Were you one of those despicable spies who everyday tried to steal my life's work and sell it to those parasitic copy-cat candy-making cads?
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (2005)
..thanks swanny for kicking this off.... "It's best to have failure happen early in life. It wakes up the Phoenix bird in you so you rise from the ashes."
Anne Baxter
Ford: "Computer, you're working again!"
Eddie: "Oh sure. Some unearthly voice appeared and solved all of my problems for me."
Douglas Adams, "The Hitch-hiker's Guide to the Universe".
"The fog out of the valley was as thick as a Windows error message. The L.A. night was as dark as the blue screen of death."
Lincoln Spector, Computer User
Big Al: Simple. I bypass the security server with a 626 hack matrix adaptor and reprocess the graphic subprocessor.
Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
They have the internet on computers now!
Simpson, H. et al.,
- I did have a quote from Swordfish but it's from John Travolta and he is a Scientologist so I won't use it - unless pushed.
Vince Masuka: So I hear a rumor you're tracking all our internet activity. So is it true? 'Cause I can explain all that she-male stuff.
Dexter
Nellie Bluth: Please refrain from any (bleep) or (bleep) -ing or (bleep) -esting or (bleep) -eing or finger (bleep) or (bleep) or even (bleep) . And please use a (bleep) when you (bleep) me. And if any of this winds up on the internet, I will (bleep) you in the (bleep) .
Arrested Development
Den Dennis: You can always put in a fucking bleep, can't you?
The Comic Strip Presents...
no extra bleep here