All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Mike O'Malley: That even had *me* confused, and I was reading the question!
Get the Picture
Joey Tribbiani: I know how we can decide. I'm gonna ask you a bunch of questions and then you have to answer real fast. So, clear your mind. Clear it tight out. Clear it out. Clear it.
Friends
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Angelus: Buttering me up, getting me all relaxed. Not the most innovative interrogation technique... but, okay, I'll play.
Angel
Simon Girty: You'll wish more than that before I get through with you. Tie him up. Get the fire.
Daniel Boone
Marlon: I mean, that's the American way, ain't it?
I Love You to Death
Cordelia: I think it, I say it. It's my way.
Angel
Singers: You'll find her where there's action. / Her life is never tame. / She's bright, she's brave, she's clever. / Sally Sargent, Sally Sargent / Is her name. / Sally, Sally, / She has the boys in a whirl. / She's the prettiest teen / You've ever seen. / She's an all-American girl. / She's quite an expert rider. / She even flies a plane. / Her life is pure excitement. / Sally Sargent, Sally Sargent / Is her name. / Sally, Sally, / She has the boys in a whirl. / She's the prettiest teen / You've ever seen. / She's an all-American girl!
Sally Sargent
Muffin Tee Matthews: Oh, that's not my real name. I just use it for the beauty pageants.
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Sparks Moran:
Creature from the Haunted Sea
Rita: You're crazy! What's your name?
The Darjeeling Limited
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