All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Vector: Yeah, well, I may not suffocate, but I could rust myself to death. Or we may all get lost down here. These chambers go on forever and ever and ever!

Battlestar Galactica
no way

Cark: Tyler, I could tell you where to go and you would not need no map to get there.

The Truth About Spring

well, of course not...just teasing you, sweetie

Red Green: You ever see one of these? It's called a GPS, which stands for - well, who cares? Point is, this thing uses satellites to tell you where you are, which means that every man can have a five-hundred-dollar reason not to ask for directions.

The Red Green Show
sure... and you're always for the other team

Grace Bridges: If Moses had been a woman, leading the Jews out of Egypt, she'd have stopped to ask for directions. They would've found Israel within a week.

Commander-In-Chief

of course not.....tho once again: Go Ghana Go......

Neelix: Kes, my sweet, you have many wonderful attributes. Your sense of direction is not one of them.


Star Trek: Voyager
of course...and unfortunately Ghana has the short end of the stick

Jack Sparrow: To my great regret. But, it's never too late to learn!

Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

ppfftt.....oh sure...really short....but Ghana's leading your group now.....Go Ghana Go.....

Charlie: She's got a bit to learn about being a mum. Responsibility and all.


Lost
yes Ghana will be really short group leader...that is until Wednesday

The Doctor: You're my responsibility from now on. The only Time Lord left in existence.

Doctor Qui

ppfftt...and the mighty will fall....on Wednesday....ouch.....

Tony Stark: I didn't authorize this.


Iron Man
perhaps it's a draw...in this cup very likely

Mir Yannick, the Grand Inquisitor: Who is the boss? Me! I am the boss of you!

Zork: The Grand Inquisitor

but it will be a resounding victory and not another lame draw...do you wanna bet, dr H?