All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Special Agent Seeley Booth: Yeah! It's messy. Better get some protection.

Bones
but kisses are not enough for precious chocolate

Nick Jordan: ...like a rottweiler with a crowbar!

Holby City

what a stingy old guy....

Michael Westen: Fact is, even the fanciest equipment usually needs help from a good old-fashioned crowbar.

Burn Notice
not more than you , but I'm ready to share fair...

Laura Thyme: So that's why they call you "The Handyman!"

Rosemary & Thyme

...nope, only if I get the lion's share...why? cos I'm still growing....

Heidi: Binford Tool is proud to present Tim "The Tool Man" Taylor and Al "The Most Sensitive Guy in the World" Borland.

Home Improvement

in height or in width?

Squidward: Come on, SpongeBob. You have a pair of yellow dandies here. And with my help, they can be tools of beauty.

SpongeBob SquarePants

if it weren't for the snowboarding- probably both

Michael Westen: No, you're going to get me the Yellow Pages and tell me where the nearest pharmacy and gardening store is. I have to pick up a few things.

Burn Notice
it's a good buffer then if you fall down?

Piper: Yeah, next time get your own damn lipstick.

Charmed
..but I never fall down...never...

Homer: Marge, we had an agreement. Your sisters don't come here after six, and I stop eating your lipstick.

The Simpsons
only on skis and snowboards...

Richard Hammond: Welcome to Brainiac, the science show that comes home at 4 in the morning smelling of whiskey and covered in lipstick.

Brainiac: Science Abuse
well, it's not my fault- why couldn't they also invent smartskis and brainysnowboards.......