All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Ripley: Yes, honey. I think we both can.
Aliens
Deborah Kedding: Not necessarily. But let's have dinner first.
Bloodbath at the House of Death
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Dr. Frasier Crane: Ah, yes, the Crane family specialty. Two fat-fried eggs, dripping with grease, swimming in fat, with thick pieces of bacon and mayonnaise on a piece of white bread, no crust. I can practically hear my left ventricle slamming shut even as we speak.
Frasier
or better the cas-specialty
Princess Daisy: I'm a vegetarian, I don't eat anything with a face.
Super Mario Bros.
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Dr. Forrester: That's why we've invented the chocolate bunny guillotine. Eliminate the guess work in biting the heads off bunnies. Ready Mr. executioner?
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Carl Chryniszzswics: Ooh, a recipe for German Chocolate cake! Let's see now: Chocolate... Cake... GERMANS!
Johnny Bravo
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Tom Servo: Well, at least when the Germans are doing this they can't be up to any mischief.
Mystery Science Theater 3000
Reginald Ponsonby-Smythe: I'm glad you're here sir. The Soviets appear to be up to some mischief.
Destroy All Humans! 2
Vladimir Lenin: Revolution! Revolution now! Land! Peace! All power to the soviets!
Nicholas and Alexandra
The Doctor: As I said, the Viperox will change, and I hope you will too - The Russians are nice people - and so are some aliens!
Doctor Who: Dreamland