All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Martin: He told you uncut diamonds are worth less?
Without a Trace
Mike Brady: Well he's lying. There's no doubt about that. Greg I'm afraid your punishment will be 4 hours in the snake pit. Maybe that will give you some time to think about what you have done.
Family Guy
Kincaid: My specialities are: smokin' cigars, eatin' snakes alive, and runnin' off drifters.
The B-team
Gil Grissom: Some people would call that a career in futility.
CSI
Billy Blim: Maybe even worse. They're willing to throw away careers or families or even lives for what's under your skirt.
Angel
Senior Sergeant Dave McCall: Nice legs. Should take them out more often.
Water Rats
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Penny: Well, It's just that all the physicists I know are indoorsy and pale.
The Big Bang Theory
Michael Scott: Oh... nerd alert.
The Office
Dr. Jack Hodgins: You were a nerd fantasy.
Bones
Dr. Phlox: Follow me, Commander. We have a lot of doors to unlock.
Star Trek: Enterprise