All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Miley Stewart: I don't read minds... I read... you're PDA. That I stole from your gym locker.
Hannah Montana
and a build-in smartphone and tanning bed, and I made a special price extra for you...only 10000€ with extra delivery...
Angela Montenegro: That requires permission... which I deny.
Bones
what a loneshark and contortionist...I mean...extortionist....
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Dean Winchester: Sam, I don't need you to sign me a permission slip.
Supernatural
whatever this is....you do you start to invent words? 
Chief Dan Matthews:
Highway Patrol
not any worser than the words you use....lone...loan...pfftt......lone loanshark? that's still you in the end.....
Left Door Knocker: Mumble mumble mumble! You're a wonderful conversational companion!
Labyrinth
sounds more like a description of your fishies...
Tom Paris: Why not? I am a very engaging conversationalist...
Star Trek: Voyager
oh no...you can't compare with them....they're cute baby sharks.......
Lord Zedd: Patience, Motormouth!
Mighty Morphine Power Rangers: The Movie
bonsai sharks waiting to become your purse, finally?
The Editor: Aw. I was hoping for a philosophical debate, is that all I'm gonna get: "yes"?
Doctor Who
I've got my pet armadillos in the garden for that...really...you've got no fashion sense...;wacko:....
Dr. Gregory House: But as the philosopher Jagger once said, "You can't always get what you want".
House
but they will bite off your hand if you come too close.... better stick to your sharks...perhaps for a fin soup, if you don't like the leather....
Col Chester Phillips: Why not?
Captain America: The First Avenger
fin soup? not my pet sharks....I'm training them for "Canada's Got Talent"....and the armadillos already recognise my pretty bejewelled hands so they're not gonna bite...