All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Captain Tobias Slater: But if you drown, you're not a witch.
Dr. Terrible's House of Horrible
Harm: That's Lt. Witch to you.
JAG
Bruce Wayne: I've seen it all. Demons, witch boys, immortals, zombies. But this thing... I don't know. It just feels so... high school.
Batman Beyond
Fry: This is nothing. In high school, I used to drink a hundred cans of Cola a week, right up to my third heart attack.
Futurama
Ronnie Cooke: In a nutshell, you're not very good with boundaries, and boundaries are essential in a high school.
Boston Public
Nia: Yes, we have boundaries. And pots and pans.
My Big Fat Greek Life
Detective Elliot Stabler: These pots and pans haven't been used in so long they got cobwebs on them.
Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
John Steed: Last time I saw something like that was at the Savoy grill. Quite delicious.
The New Avengers
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Big Dee Dee Thorne: Thinking of food, as usual.
Half & Half
Michael Vaughn: Well, the food's so good it's almost worth the risk.
Alias