All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Blue Duck: You ever bring that tongue of yours north of the Canadian River, I'll cut it off and feed it to my wolf pups.
Lonesome Dove
of course you wouldn't cos you'd lose for sure...loser....
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Hermes Conrad: Dream on, woman. I'd like to put the little bastard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space. But I do like filling out requisitions, and these were some doozies.
Futurama
well I could sell the debenture bonds to a naive Canadian bank...perfect to make some extra money... 
Frasier: Bup! I don't care who did what to whom or in what disgusting manner. As we speak, hordes of viral Visigoths are hurling themselves over the battlements of my immune system, laying waste to my... Oh, dear God, you see how weak I am? I can't even finish a simple Visigoth metaphor.
Frasier
ppfftt....even a naive Canadian bank will not take your dentures as collateral...
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Chloe: Gosh, Clark. I didn't realize super whining was one of your powers.
Smallville
bull's eye... and my dentures need an extra security container, as made of titanium with gold and diamond inlays...more worth than the whole bad bank...
Blue Duck: You ever bring that tongue of yours north of the Canadian River, I'll cut it off and feed it to my wolf pups.
Lonesome Dove
oh..so you put a sling under your jaw then cos it can't take the weight......
Brother Cavil: Been having any recurring dreams lately?
Battlestar Galactica
, you know I've a butler for this... 
Dumbledore: It does not do to dwell on dreams, Harry, and forget to live.
Happy Potter and The Philosopher's Rock
...sure, sure...I thought you're gonna say Marvin.......
Seller in the porno shop: These are hard times for dreamers.
Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
yup, that would be the perfect candidate...
Henry Morton: You're a dreamer, Doc. Too much money is bad for dreamers.
The Devil Bat
and you'd depress each other to death.....and then I'd get the diamonds and gold...
Eames: You mustn't be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.
Inception
you want to be one of those rich widows or what? 