All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Sally: I don't want Mr. Superbly, Incredibly Fantasticness, you stupid, stupid ass. I want you.
Coupling
but then some D- and F-words are missing 
and I'm not a MD....no oath for me... 
I never really read superhero stuff as a kid.
Alison Bechdel
F-word. . . 
f-words that I like that I can think of at this moment are french fries (or sorry Belgians) and fried chicken.
Jeffery Robbins: I understand. But it's not shameful to be illiterate, Hudson. It's only shameful to stay that way.
Gargoyles
excuses, excuses...but we read your quote
Priest: I'm glad you asked me twice. You see I'm a bilingual. A bilingual illiterate - I can't read in two languages.
It Couldn't Happen Here
...he doesn't know a lot of F-words except for the fried stuff...we might as well add as long as they're freebies...
Fernando Martinez: People say to me, "Fernando, are you bilingual?" and I say, "I try anything once."
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
and here is the special service for nabi...just to learn about the good old f-word
Dr. Phlox: Now, that's adventurous.
Enterprise
..it's probably the most commonly used word by frustrated researchers...I'm never frustrated so I never use it......
Gomez: Really? Very adventurous spirit. I didn't run away from home until I was eight.
The Addams Family
isn't it the s-word ( and you delegate the frustrations to technicians and service employees...
Harry Solomon: So what are you in here for?
3rd Rock from the Sun
but you don't need to be frustrated to say the S-word....it's a sentence filler ...and of course I demand a count of how many F words "my people" use...the more the better..or shld it be the opposite? oh, WTH.......
Dr. Tom: Oh God, I don't know. I have no idea. The quote stuck, though.
Being Erica
it's like a kind of <wacko> for you? here people only use the s-word...
Bearded Deputy: Just what crime did you commit?
The Gene Autry Show
yup, the oral equivalent of a <wacko>...and people over there only using the S-word, oh sure- I believe you.....