All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Piper: Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.

Charmed
I thought you are... you know all the mean tricks

Security Guy: Who are you? Why are my sensors not picking you up? Okay, stop. Stop! Or I'll shoot.

Torchwood
but you're older so with more experience provocateuring....

Daffy Duck: You, with your bullets, and your shotgun, and your knife, and your duck call, and your hunting coat, and your hunting dog, and all kinds of stuff like that there! What protection have I got? A bulletproof vest, I suppose!

To Duck... or Not to Duck
it's not age but talent, and in that topic you have more, by exception

Chowder: Perfect! And now for the chest hair!

Chowder
finally...an admission.....so you won't be winning any Mr Universe?........

Dr. Sheldon Hawkes: Careful there, Miss Moffit. That hairy creature there rates near the top of the deadliest species list.

CSI Whatever
huh? we talked about provocateuring experience...there you're the number one, nobody's disputing that rank, I guess

Homer: I'd like your deadliest gun please.

The S
well, perhaps you're right (exceptionally) but I have not yet reached my limit....

Zed: Kay, give the kid a weapon.
<Kay opens a chest filled with intergalactic guns. He picks up a large rifle>
Kay: A Series Four De-atomizer.
Jay: That's what I'm talkin' about.
Kay: <picks up a very tiny gun and gives it to Jay> Noisy Cricket.

Men in Black
sure, and you enjoy the training, eh?

Abby Sciuto: Come on, McGee. Give me something fierce.

NCIS
you know what they say...practice makes perfect.......

Pip: Yeah, but remember that fat kid on "Hard Copy" with a toy gun. The cops zapped him with a taser until he went bald.

Airheads
and it's one type of practice you love

Nostalgic Critic: Ha ha. I love comedy relief that doesn't provide comedy or relief.

The Nostalgic Critic
well, I'm the perfectionist, right?