All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Bladezz: Wow. Codex: Slayer of Masculinity.
The Guild
Spike: You're a tease, you know that slayer? Get a fella's motor revin', let the tension marinate a couple of days, then bam- Crown yourself the ice queen.
Huffy the Vampire Slayer
Michael Scott: I set the rules and you follow them blindly. Okay? And if you have a problem with that, then you can talk to our complaint department. It's a trash can!
The Office
Dr. Camille Saroyan: I remember getting grounded every weekend, so many rules to break, so little time.
Bones
Hermione Granger: Who cares? I mean, it's sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Harold Crick: Miss Pascal, what you're describing is anarchy. Are you an anarchist?
Stranger Than Fiction
Odo: There is more to life than the rule of law.
Star Trek: DSN
...and you're the chief anarchist....
Franz Kafka: So, that's who the enemy is. Policemen and file clerks. Law and order, you might say.
Kafka
well only against kingdoms and moms
Charlie Harper: I mean, how do you stop yourself from, you know, running a red light and then taunting a Cop until he shoots you?
Two and A Half Men
what kingdoms? where the heck can you find kingdoms these days? ...and you'd never win against a mom....esp the Queen Mom...
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Asst. D.A. Dan Fielding: Wait a minute, is that what you're up to? You're gonna taunt me, torture me, drive me crazy?
Night Court
but worth a try