All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Miranda: A delusion that we both seem to share.
Gothika
...but wolverine is really cute....
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan: Love is a chemical process which causes delusion. An intellectually rigorous person would never get married!
Bones
..and you've a awkward taste...
Tina Modotti: I don't believe in marriage. No, I really don't. Let me be clear about that. I think at worst it's a hostile political act, a way for small-minded men to keep women in the house and out of the way, wrapped up in the guise of tradition and conservative religious nonsense.
At best, it's a happy delusion - these two people who truly love each other and have no idea how truly miserable they're about to make each other.
But, but, when two people know that, and they decide with eyes wide open to face each other and get married anyway, then I don't think it's conservative or delusional. I think it's radical and courageous and very romantic.
To Diego and Frida.
Frida
and I've got good taste...
Alf: I know, I'll marry Lynn. Become a citizen, vote, then drop her of like a hot potato.
ALF
short and concise... 
Capt. Nately: You're a shameful opportunist!
Catch-22
..that was also concise....
Hobie: I think it'd be only fair to tell you. I'm a Liberal.
Hobie: I was talking politically. In the bedroom I'm a left-wing Liberal.
Melinda and Melinda
NCIS Director Jenny Shepard: Get your mind out of the bedroom, Jethro.
Navy NCIS: Naval Criminal Investigative Service
...
Earl Sinclair: Yeah, an unpatriotic negative left-wing wacko opinion!
Dinosaurs
Colonel: <stuck in a timeloop> If we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm gonna lose it. <Teal'c looks questioningly at him> Lose it... It means go crazy, nuts, insane, bonzo, no longer in possession of ones faculties, three fries short of a Happy Meal, wacko!
Stargate SG-1
Jimmy: It's nothing new.
Greg the Bunny