All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Jeanette: Do you know what the best cure for a broken heart is?
Prison Break
I don't even know what occelots are but for sure they'd taste less nasty....
Dr. Alexander Thorkel: In our very hands, we can shape life, take it apart, put it together again, mould it like putty.
Dr. Cyclops
sure...but WWF will hunt you then down... 
The Assassin: I am the creator here, Doctor. This is my world. There is no escape for you.
Doctor Who
ppfftt.... you're the one who suggested these exotic dishes in the first place...
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Michael Williams: No redneck is this creative.
Blair Witch Project
I just quoted Monty Python's, I'm innocent... 
Lois Griffin: Peter, you've never done anything creative in your life!
Family Guy
Hasn't anyone ever told you that you shldn't use words you don't understand......so don't blame Monty Python...
Taffy: I figured out on my first job, when a little creative thinking on my part almost got me not paid, never second-guess a client. And wear comfy shoes. Our client's paying premium for no-kill, he gets no-kill. Okey-doke?
Dollhouse
actually I know what an ocelot is.. typically women's animal..perhaps you have a fur of it?
Patrick Jane: I've been checking shoes for years. This is the first time it's *ever* paid off. First time. It's gratifying man. Very gratifying.
The Mentalist
and I know what it is too....but it's fur is too small for my grand cape....
Robert: Whatever, Imelda! That's totally obscene! I've got two pairs of sneakers, a pair of Docs, and a pair of boots, that's it!
Free Enterprise
well, then you just need more animals... 
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Ray? Can I have one final moment enjoying the fruits of civilisation?
Generation Kill
...and I wonder how many?...
Lord Henry Wotton: No civilized man ever regrets a pleasure, and no uncivilized man ever knows what a pleasure is.
The Picture of Dorian Gray
depends on your needs, I'd say... the more comfy, the more animals...