All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )

Mr. Burns: That's preposterous, everyone knows our mutants have flippers - oops, I've said too much. Smithers, get the amnesia ray.

The Flintsons
...and you've to use the super-super glue....

Xander Harris: Like a shark with feet and... much less fins.

BTVS
sure, it shouldn't go off in the wrong time...

Peter Griffin: I thought we were going gonna rumble with those greasy Sharks.

Family Guy
like when you're doing a springboard dive with acrobatics? That toupee will become a deadly weapon......

Charlie: That's right. They look nothing like a piranha. But they're hungry like a piranha.

Critters 4
sure you meant it in the figurative sense, deadly perfect to impress women...

Bruce Banner: Don't make me hungry. You wouldn't like me when I'm hungry.

The Incredible Hulk
..dr H and his flying toupee...sure... that would impress a lot of women...and hair stylists....

Gollum: She's always hungry. She always needs to feed. She must eat. All she gets is nasty orcses.

The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
but you forgot the super-glue... anyway don't need to impress anyone..the Sasquatch can take over this job...

Becky Sharp: Absolutely ravenous

Vanity Fair
but you only have the cheap one......actually, the flying toupee would impress the birds more- nest building material for free...

Nina: Now Milton, don't be greedy, let's pass it along and make sure everyone gets a piece.

Office Space
good idea with the glue it's a perfect lime-twig...to catch the next meal "Sautéed Sparrow with Vermouth Sauce"

Christie Monteiro: Sorry, I don't share.

Tekken
so now your toupee becomes double-purposed...how ingenious.......hope you don't choke on the tiny bones...

Genie: That's right! Can I call you "Uncle Scrooge"?

DuckTales: The Movie - Treasure of the Lost Lamp
don't worry...only the fillet parts for the candlelight dinner...