All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Francesco Dellamorte: You're supposed to be setting a good example, now will you get back to your coffin immediately!
Dellamorte Dellamorte
That's a matter of opinion 
when hanging around with you and you start doing embarrassing stuff (i.e. reading a Mickey Mouse comic), I show a sign saying "I don't know this person" 
Lois Lane: Nuh uh. You'll have to take that up with my boss.
Smalville
ppfftt...some friend you are sweetie 
......and I'd wear my t-shirt with an arrow pointing at you saying "warning....too sci-fi nerdy to handle"........
Annie Brackett: Well, I'm the boss... of the boss, and I say move your shi**x over there, Kojak, okay?
Halloween II
I wonder if this a compliment or not 
and friends are there for teasing, too darling 
Ben Tennyson: Hey! Who died and made you boss?
Ben 10: Alien Force
compliment of course, sweetie...you've got the N factor.......
Douglas: Head Honcho. El Numero Uno. Mr. Big. The Godfather. Lord of the Rings. The Bourne... Identity. Er... Taxi Driver. Jaws. I forgot the question quite a while back.
The IT Crowd
and surprisingly you also have an increasing N factor
Ben Tennyson: How would you know? You have total memory loss
Ben 10: Ultimate Alien
oh yeah...the Nice factor...I've got a lot of it...
Richter: That's now. In an hour, he could have total recall.
Total Recall
more the nonchalance factor
Sheldon Cooper: I had not considered that. I often forget other people have limitations. It's so sad.
TBBT
how about noble and noteworthy? (with a dash of the neurotic and narcissistic....)
Dennis Reynolds: Alright, let's just calm down. You're having a reaction. It's understandable. It's the nerd in you talking. Why don't we start over.
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
or nifty? but you're right by exception though neurotic and narcissistic I'd put first
Isabel: Stop it! I am not a child.
Roswell
at least you didn't say nasty.....