All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Martin Ellingham: What? Oh, no, not you, I had a theory, you've just proved it wrong.
Doc Martin
Dr. Lance Sweets: So your theory is: you've got to be bad to be good?
Bones
Misery: What ever happened to beauty before age?
Blood Ties
Oscar Madison: I'm not as old as I look. I had this plastic surgery done recently, and the quack doctor botched it up.
The Odd Couple II
Bill Church: Don't walk in here with excuses that will upset my doctor.
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
Beka Valentine: That's just his excuse to meet women.
Andromeda
The Fifth Doctor: Oh, I know... but according to you, these people are still primitives, so what's your excuse?
Doctor Who
(oh yeah, so what's your excuse, dr H? ...)
Greg Penticoff: No more questions without my lawyer.
24
Det. Jill Kirkendall: Suspects only get one phone call; so, you need to decide whether to call your lawyer or your drug dealer.
NYPD Blue
(so who you gonna call.......)
Micah Sanders: Where's my Mom?
Heroes