All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Jane: Maybe you're full of hot air.
Return to Never Land
I know.....
Guru Pathik: Oh dear, you've been through so much recently. Hurt and betrayed. So twisted up inside. You're still full of L, but fear has moved in where trust should be. I've been expecting you and the young Avatar for quite a long time. I had a vision many years ago of helping him. That's why I came to the Eastern Air Temple. Oh your emotions are so turbulent, like swirling storm clouds. Let the clouds in your mind be gentle peaceful ones.
Avatar: The Last Airbender
you think you know, a big difference....
Diamond Joe: Are you kidding? I may be smart, but I'm still a redneck.
Showdown at Area 51
what you say is just a belief....one among many 
Plastique: I'm sorry. What's redneck for "bite me"?
Smallville
you're again trapped in your delusions? time to wake you up then....
Eddie Valiant You keep talkin' like that, and I'm gonna have to wash your mouth out!
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
oh no..that's one place you can never disturb.....
Mikey Ubriacco: I don't wanna brush my teeth. I brushed them last Saturday!
Look Who's Talking Now
sure I can, just need the right crowbar...
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Lady Catrina: <disgusted> Well I can't sleep *here*! This whole place *stinks* of cleanliness!
Merlin
I'd say it's a reality-proof place and you trapped yourself with these traps