All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Crow: And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon, Little Boy Blue and the man in the moon!
Mystery Science Theater 3000
but when I'm inconsistently inconsistent, then I'm partly consistent too...just to confuse you more 
Walter Koenig: How can anyone do a spoken word version of a rap song?
Futurama
ppfftt...au contraire, you end up confusing yourself more...
Gladys: What? Worse than Thelonious the Monk and his Tone Deaf Carol Singers?
Maid Marian and Her Merry Men
but that's only a trick to confuse you...and usually successful
Lois Griffin: Ugh! This is even worse than when you ate that bubblegum out of the garbage.
Family Guy
ppffttt...that's what I allow you to think....that's MY successful trick...
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Dr. House: I was hungry.
House
and my even more successful trick is to make you think that you think, that it's your successful trick...or so...
Darcy: How can you eat an entire box of Pop Tarts and still be this hungry?
Thor
well, normally I don't think so that thinking trick will never trick me....
Kelly: Everybody is always, like, "Kelly, you are anorexic." And, I'm like, "No, I'm not." I eat all kinds... I eat so much junk food, you wouldn't believe it.
Lost in Translation
you trick yourself, I just have to watch and do nothing...
Vic Madison: I swear Hedgehog, all this junk food you eat is gonna turn into one smelly mound of shit.
Drive
yup, you're the better trickster cos you trick yourself quite well....
Kumar Patel: Um, may I remind you that we both just ate 30 burgers and 4 large orders of fries?
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
but no one can match with you... 
Mrs. Murphy: Mr. Melville, shall we begin the main course, sir?
Monk
well, I'm usually better than you but for self-delusions, I'd make the exception.......