All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Abbot of Thornton Abbey: So that's what you've come for, the library! I seem to remember the warming house and the kitchen were more to your taste!
Robin of Sherwood
The Doctor: Good, I meant that one. You want weapons? We're in a library! Books! The best weapons in the world! This room's the greatest arsenal we could have - arm yourselves!
Doctor Who
Sara Sidle: Why are you throwing phone books?
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Kirsten: Uh-huh. Or I could invite the girls over, and I could throw you a lovely catered bachelorette cocktail party.
The O.C.
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Bo: Well, Lounge Lizard Magazine recommends Rocco's Tacos. It's about half a mile down the road. It's the place where the women are topless and the chili bowls bottomless.
They Came from Outer Space
Nina Van Horn: I'm only listed as "Unidentified topless woman on pogo stick."
Just Shoot Me!
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Sam Merlotte: Don't beat yourself up Sam. You've been real good to this town, even if you are sometimes a nudist.
True Blood
Joe Gould: In the winter, I'm a Buddhist; in the summer, I'm a nudist!
Joe Gould's Secret
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Eberlin: I would say "exhibitionist" is more to the point.
A Dandy in Aspic
Holo-Troi: I am the Goddess of Empathy. Cast off your inhibitions and embrace love - truth - joy...
Star Trek: The Next Generation