All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Deacon: Why do you taunt me with your darkness? Your evil is stinkin' up our streets! The end is near! We are all gonna die!
Little Nicky.
Pleakley: Who knew Armageddon could be so barbecue-tasty!
Lilo & Stitch: The Series
and found it already?
Cafe' kid 1: Wow! This is the coolest thing I've ever seen! Explosions everywhere! This is easily a hundred times cooler than Armageddon... I swear to God!
Transformers
nope, cos first I have to find the 'Lost and Found' ...
Sheldon Cooper: Subject appears well rested and enthusiastic. Apparently, ignorance is bliss.
The Big Bang Theory
more absent-minded than me...that's really a surprise 
Carlos Solis: You know what your problem is? You're very tense. You should go to a spa, or go shopping. Find a way to relax.
Desperate Housewives
nobody can be more absent-minded than you, dr H...at least I can still remember your name...
Leonard 'Bones' McCoy: Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull and our blood boils in thirteen seconds. Solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats. And wait till you're sitting pretty with a case of Andorian shingles, see if you're so relaxed when your eyeballs are bleeding. Space is disease and danger wrapped in darkness and silence.
Enterprise
yup it belongs to the postdoc-job ...but you, perhaps drunk too much or looking for papers for others?
Wicked Witch of the West: And now, my beauties, something with poison in it, I think. With poison in it, but attractive to the eye, and soothing to the smell.
The Wizard of Oz
...and I am not a drunk ....just my subconscious daydreaming a lot....
Damon Salvatore: I was impressed. I'll give it a six. Missing style, but I was pleasantly surprised. Very good with the whole face thing, it was good.
The Vampire Diaries
well daydreaming is an euphemism for being absent-minded
Kaa: You're s-s-s-snoring.
The Jungle Book
but at least I don't snore while daydreaming....
Rupert Giles: Really? I'm surprised you could hear it over your Wagnerian snoring.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
well yours has a different name then