All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Caitlin 'Kate' Todd: You ever read a book?
Navy SICK
sure, it's a photo documentation about this topic...G-rated of course 
Richard Castle: There are two kinds of folks who sit around thinking about how to kill people: psychopaths and mystery writers. I'm the kind that pays better. Who am I?
Castle
only for the Canadian and US version....
Sefton: This ain't no Salvation Army - this is everybody for himself, dog eat dog.
Stalag 17
sure, but they're used to blurred out private parts and censor bleeping out bad words...therefore I can sell there a completely black film with continuous bleeping 
Brent Leroy: I'll re-tar the whole place, I'll re-shingle the eaves troughs or whatever you do to a roof, no expense to you, if you can beat me in an eating contest.
Corner Gas
well I think your approach to such films is wrong and perhaps you need a head-shrink treatment, too
Morgan Spurlock: See, now's the time of the meal when you start getting the McStomach ache. You start getting the McTummy. You get the McGurgles in there. You get the McBrick, then you get the McStomach ache. Right now I've got some McGas that's rockin'. My arms... I feel like I've got some McSweats goin'. My arms got the McTwitches going in here from all the sugar that's going in my body right now. I'm feeling a little McCrazy.
Supersize Me
that's a surprise TJ... and it still fun