All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Brian Griffin: Do you listen to yourself when you talk?
Family Guy
what stress? what drinking? ..
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Professor Kirke: What did you say?
The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe
convicted
Buffy: In other words, your typical male.
Bunny, The Carrot Slayer
biased jury of one person.........
Professor Harold Monroe: Ah, yes, that's typical western thought. Civilised isn't it?
Cannibal Holocaust
should we make a poll?
Jeremy Usborne: Fine, you're a nob. Good luck with your civilisation, I'm barricading myself in my room.
Peep Show
shall we? ...the majority will vote otherwise...
Sheriff Todd Peterson: I guess she's what you'd call a hermit. She talked kinda funny, too. She was kinda like: 'Durr murr muh...'.
Nell
they're clever enough to see through your illusions...
The Doctor: Hermits United. We meet up every 10 years, swap stories about caves. It's good fun. For a Hermit.
Doctor Who
unlike you? ..
Michael Scott: They're cavemen, and they like a woman to be showing her cleavage and to be wearing 8 inch heels, and to be wearing see-through under-pants.
The Office
I'll teach them if necessary...
Sanka Coffie: What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing, big, bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.
Cool Runnings
and you're the world's best teacher? ppfftt...another delusion.......
Alex Law: Oh, the perfect couple, I should say.
Shallow Grave
(a great movie btw)
just a teacher and for this highly skilled members here an average one is sufficient...