All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Dr. Egon Spengler: With my eyes closed. Under water and with the lights off.
The Real Ghost Busters
...
Noah Mayer: Well, you certainly have an active imagination!
As the World Turns
Haley James Scott: OK. Yours is worse.
One Tree Hill
Disher: Yeah, it was pretty awful, but I got used to it. That's the worst part, you know, getting used to it. Something you never really get used to.
Monk
Violet: What you need is a drink.
Will Success Spoil Rock Hunter?
(or a bash in the head......)
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce: Blood. I don't usually... drink in front of humans.
Angel
Gob: It's not real blood. It's corn syrup and red dye... juice.
Arrested Development
Coreen Fennel: But it's good blood. Great blood, actually. Plenty of antioxidants. Rich in iron and 22 other essential vitamins.
Blood Ties
Lord Refa: Exciting times, Mollari. They fire the blood and the mind.
Babylon 5
Dr. Forrester: Oh, Joel, the stories I could tell you of... frenzied bachelor parties, and exotic dancers jumping out of cakes... sounds exciting? Sure... but around midnight, there you are, frustrated and disappointed with a fake cake you can't eat and a dancer named Candy who has to leave to drive her baby-sitter home!
Mystery Science Theater 3000