All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Mary: You know how your daddy always said you can only fish for so long before you gotta throw a stick of dynamite in the water?
The Big Bang Theory
ppfftt...I would never wear pink...it's not so squarelish.....
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Dr. Wyatt: Well, I am trained as a forensic psychologist. I might be able to help.
Bones
well only some women can wear pink 
Leslie Winkle: I'm trying to see how long it takes a five hundred kilowatt oxygen-iodine laser to heat up my Cup-A-Noodles.
The Big Bang Theory
well, if it's shocking pink, why the heck not? I'd wear it for the shock value....
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Artie: Just... you know, just to clarify, you decided to re-create a clearly dangerous, potentially deadly experiment?
Warehouse 13
a perfect colour for the video too...so we're looking forward to The RH' Dance... 
Jenny Humphrey: Let's do it.
Gossip Girl
pink? ppfftt...you really don't have any colour sense....But perhaps I can do it....i.e. if I drink enough....but then I can't dance ...so it would only be a vid of a snoring pink balaclava.......
The Nameless One: It insults the dead when you treat life carelessly.
Planescape: Torment
I won't wear it but you...and a drunken, staggering female in pink is good enough for any youtube video... 
Mrs. Belle Rosen: You think I'm planning on being careless?
The Poseidon Adventure
only in your dreams, sweetie........
Harry Harper: Because you've lost two doctors in a week. And that looks careless. But then, of course, you couldn't *care less*, could you?
Casualty
chicken, chicken...
Dr. Cox: Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present, Man Not Caring.
Scrubs
true...true......
Joel: Well, listen, have a good time. But uh, just be careful when you scoff at a higher being, okay?
Mystery Science Theater 3000
another proof that needs a printout....