All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Hank: Okay, team decision, a big one. That trail is the only path to the back woods. And our Survival Quest course isn't complete until you face the challenges to be found there.
Survival Quest
Commander Charles 'Trip' Tucker III: Survival training in the outback? Drinkin' recycled sweat and eatin' snake meat? That's your idea of a great time?
Enterprise
Capt. George Mainwaring: That's the spirit! I like to see some guts!
Dad's Army
Cheetor: Maybe that's what we've been needing: a little less brains and a little more guts.
Beast Wars: Transformers
Sgt. Gavin Troy:
Midsomer Murders
Dillon: No problem. Quick, easy and painless!
Alien³
Jenice Manheim: Of course! A nice, soft, painless lie.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Oz: Well, I try to keep things as painless as possible.
The Whole Nine Yards (2000)
George: You're Mexican. What do you care?
George Lopez
Polly Wright: But that's terrible. You mean you wouldn't care about someone if they were in pain?
Doctor Who