All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
Oliver Oken: And this is why you don't get dates... you eat like a pig!
Hannah Montana
Quark: So, uh... why all the cutlery?
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Hexadecimal: I adore children! But, I could never eat a whole one.
ReBoot: Daemon Rising
Brick Top: Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together.
Snatch.
Cadpig: You know? When I get hungry, I have a mental meal. Mmm... Right now, I'm having a heaping stack of blueberry pancakes with honey butter and warm maple syrup... with a side of sausage links, and home fries, and orange juice, and wheat toast, buttered on one side only please... Thank you. <Rolly faints in hunger> Looks like he's having a psychic sugar rush.
101 Dalmatians: The Series
Richard Hatch: My diet was very exotic. I pretty much existed on stingray, dog food, beetle larvae...
Becker
Hamlet: To eat or not to eat, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to share my eggs cooked light and fluffy, or to scarf down the whole thing myself. And to take "Tums" against a sea of indigestion. To eat, perchance to get a tummy ache! Aye, there's the rub.
VeggieTales: Lyle, the Kindly Viking
Cosmo Kramer: Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint, it's delicious.
Seinfeld
Special Agent Seeley Booth: I prefer my pig with a little mint, a little honey glaze...
Bones
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg: Meat eaters, sir, are drowning in a tide of gore. What is a sausage? A sausage is an indigestible balloon of decayed beef, riddled with tuberculosis. Eat and die! For I have seen many a repentant meat glutton his body full of uric acid and remorse, his soul adrift on the raft in the ocean of poisonous slime, sloshin' against the walls of the body's kitchen.
The Road to Wellville