All-new geek quotes, modified to celebrate the new forum - (Jan/26/2009 )
The Doctor: And a raving egoist! Said my mind was nearly the equal of his; the incredible conceit!
Doctor Who
oh but you can't use the church (or not belonging to one) as an excuse for all your iniquities....and let them build from the ashes upwards...
Ignatz Sonnenschein: But if you feel you have power, you are mistaken. If you feel you have the right to put yourself ahead of others because you think you know more than they do, you are wrong. Never allow yourself to be driven into the sin of conceit. Conceit is the greatest of sins. The source of all other sins.
Sunshine
but I don't do iniquities...that's your job 
...perhaps they need selling of indulgences again to cope with all this? 
Prue Halliwell: Hey, be nice, I don't even want to think about sin tonight.
Charmed
but you're drowning in iniquities...that's your hobby. And the scandal is beyond money...not even Bill Gates money would matter now. It's gonna be a trial by fire....a lesson on humility, fallibility and accountability...ouch... ...ppfftt...you and your sins.... 
Sergeant Sarah Brown: Please don't misunderstand. It's just so unusual for a successful sinner to be unhappy about sin.
Guys and Dolls
to be more correct: you try to drown me in them, luckily not successful...and if money won't work, relocation helped until now ...
Madame Louise Fair: Spoken like a true sinner.
Seraphim Falls
...if I were half as iniquitous as you, then I'd hunt the guilty down and use them for bonfire...and blind all those who turned a blind eye......really, dr H...
Grandier: Call me vain and proud, the greatest sinner ever to walk God's earth, but Satan's boy I could never be. I haven't the humility.
The Devils
we should change the topic before fundamentalist texts appear here...
Meatwad: This here's my demon face. You see, I'm Satan's onion... scallion...
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
...then we will also throw them into the bonfire.....besides, fundamentalists are rare here...perhaps hegemonists? And let's go back to art....or drugs....or alcohol...
Uncle: Onion? Do not be foolish Tohru. Use garlic!
Jackie Chan Adventures
all your favourites... anyway religion is too dangerous here, it could end in a real fight... 
Martha Kent: All this garlic gives me gas.
Lois & Clark: The New Adventures of Superman
and I forgot my most favourite: food...and we can still end up having a food fight....I'll throw a giant water melon at you....oh nope, I'll devise my very own catapult just for you....
Rose Tyler: Wait a minute! Did you notice when they fart, if you'll pardon the word, it doesn't just smell like a fart, if you'll pardon the word, it's something else. What is it? It's more like, um...Bad breath.
Doctor Who
and shopping silly things and I'll grasp you in the crucial moment